Ranting Out Loud
Author Lee Swift and pop culture fanboy Chadrick Douglas join Producer Mike in bringing you lively conversations about living the LGBTQ+ life and maturing gracefully amid all kinds of chaos. Rant about life, work, love, politics ... iPhones!
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Episodes
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I Want A Flammable Costume That Melts ICE
Friday, 31 October 2025
The crew gets spooky with Halloween nostalgia, from flammable 70s costumes and questionable couple ideas (Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Man?) to debates over what's offensive or just adult-party creative. Between trick-or-treat etiquette, "don't buy candy you like" wisdom, and talk of terrifying documentaries and classic horror flicks, this episode proves that nothing's scarier than bad taste. Literally.
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Taylor Breaks Records, Dolly Breaks the Internet, and a Johnson is Exposed
Friday, 24 October 2025
The gang gushes over Taylor Swift's record-smashing album, clears up Dolly Parton's "deathbed" drama, and side-eyes America's latest political clowns, led by a man literally named Johnson. How unfortunate!
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Meltdowns and Frog Marches: The Inflatable Resistance
Friday, 17 October 2025
The guys get into America's never-ending government shutdown, ICE villains who need to be melted like the Wicked Witch, and, speaking of melt-downs, just look at the reaction to Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl. Between clergy getting pepper-sprayed and politicians chasing Nobel Prizes like it's RuPaul's Drag Race: Dictator Edition, it's a wild ride through politics, pop culture, and petty power plays.
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Pete 'Keg'seth has entered the chat room: No Fats, No Fems
Friday, 10 October 2025
The shutdown is on, the hypocrisy is loud, and somewhere in the madness, Taylor Swift emerges as America's accidental emotional support icon. The boys go off this week on America's "reality TV" government, where cabinet members are cast from Fox News and beauty pageants. Meanwhile, Portland's "war zones" look more like mom yoga retreats but still require an army of out-of-shape grievance goons to tamp down the fun. Who knew there'd be a cabinet filled with Fox News rejects and failed wrestlers? From Bad Bunny backlash to Taylor Swift's lyrical vengeance, it's political chaos meets pop-cultu...
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From Disney Capitalism to VP Couches: They're All F***ed
Friday, 3 October 2025
It's October and the monsters aren't just in haunted houses—they're in Congress, on cable news, and apparently on couches with J.D. Vance. The crew rants about tariffs that punish farmers, Disney's PR disasters, monopolies run amok, and why Michael's might secretly be saving craft gays everywhere. Plus, a debate over Taylor Swift's Super Bowl standoff proves the halftime show is still gayer than the game.
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Apocalypse Later, Lattes Now
Friday, 26 September 2025
This week the crew laughs through yet another failed doomsday prediction, side-eyes Trump's escalator conspiracy and Melania's Hamburglar chic, and dives into the mess of media censorship, celebrity PR disasters, and the Epstein files everyone's afraid of. Toss in government shutdown drama, Grindr jokes, and a heated debate over pumpkin spice, and you've got an episode that's equal parts scandal, sass, and seasonal flavor. P.S. someone hates on pumpkin spice.
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Tariffs, Terrors, Tricks, Treats and Trauma: They're All Related
Friday, 19 September 2025
Halloween may be Chad's Super Bowl, but this year spooky season comes with tariffs, sky-high craft store prices, and Hobby Lobby pretending the holiday doesn't exist. The crew riffs on candy rationing, ICE costumes scarier than any ghost, and why Black Mirror feels less like fiction and more like 2025's to-do list. Plus, a love letter to Allison Janney, Jordan Peele's brilliance, and the eternal truth: white people in horror movies never turn on the damn lights.
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Guns, Grits, and Run Bambi Run!
Saturday, 13 September 2025
The gang unpacks America's love affair with guns, the messy politics of martyrdom, and why corporations have more rights than people—before lightening the mood with a farewell to TV legend Polly Holiday (aka Flo, queen of "kiss my grits"). It's sharp, ranty and a little snarky, because if you can't laugh at fascism creeping in the door, you'll end up screaming into your designer throw pillow.
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Defying Gravity and Depravity
Friday, 5 September 2025
September brings no chill as the gang rants about everything from Lee's lingering Circle fame and Mike's hot take that Wicked is… overrated (cue gay gasp), to Taylor Swift's engagement ring dazzling the internet, and the dark comedy of U.S. politics—from gerrymandered maps to ICE strong-arming grannies. And just when you thought it was safe, AI pops up again—this time draining more water than a Fire Island pool party.
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The Gilded Age and Swiftie Rage
Friday, 29 August 2025
The crew dives headfirst into the opulent mess of The Gilded Age—where corsets, cocaine, and class wars feel a little too on-brand for 2025—before detouring through South Park takedowns, Epstein conspiracies, and Paramount's slow morph into Fox News Lite. Lee reveals a Birdcage secret, Chadrick confesses his Swiftie devotion, and Mike just wants Lee's browser history cleared. It's history, pop culture, and politics served with sarcasm and a queer wink—because even oligarchs and tiny presidential penises are fair game.
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Will Marriage Equality End?
Friday, 22 August 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, the boys are back from their summer escapes—Lee survived 24-hour daylight in Alaska, Chad's knee-deep in Halloween merch, and Producer Mike is half in Canada, half in existential dread. Between weather reports, pilot adventures, and South Park politics, the convo takes a sharp turn into the Supreme Court's looming threat to marriage equality, Texas-sized hostility, and why your bank account's beneficiary might be more important than your wedding vows. It's equal parts funny, fiery, and fabulously frustrated—because if America's going to backslide, we're at lea...
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The Eps Files: The Truth is Out There
Friday, 25 July 2025
Lee's out this week, so it's Chadrick and Producer Mike taking the reins (and spilling every drop of political tea). This week's chaos? A cheating scandal caught on the kiss cam, the Epstein file cover-up that even MAGA loyalists can't ignore, and the glorious downfall of Trump's golden-boy approval ratings. It's equal parts snark and scorched-earth as the duo drags Colbert's cancellation, broken warning systems in flood-ravaged Texas, and the absurdity of streaming services with more commercials than actual content. Oh, and if your town floods and your leaders turned down federal aid becau...
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Retro Episode: Trans Truths and Online Trysts
Friday, 18 July 2025
While the Ranting Out Loud boys are off sipping something fruity with little umbrellas, we're diving into the archives for a retro episode that still hits harder than a closet case on Ashley Madison. Travel back to 2015 when Chadrick and Lee (back when he went by Kris Cook) sat down with the fabulous Sabrina Pandora for a candid, funny, and moving conversation on what it means to be transgender in a world that can't quite keep up. Sabrina brings the wit and wisdom, taking us through the real tea on trans terminology, gender identity, and what it really costs—emotionally, socially, and econo...
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Retro Episode: We Are Orlando - The Pulse Tragedy in 2016
Friday, 11 July 2025
While the boys enjoy some summer time off, please enjoy this retro episode from 2016 when the show was called Romance Out Loud. The episode features Lee Swift, as author Kris Cook, Chadrick Douglas, and Lee's mother Lana as they process the tragedy of the Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando on June 12th, 2016.
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Fireworks, Flags and F***! Is He Still Alive?
Friday, 4 July 2025
Happy Fourth of July! The Ranting Out Loud crew dives into the messy politics of patriotism, from debating when it's safe to fly the American flag (without looking MAGA) to reclaiming national pride for the LGBTQ+ community. Producer Mike, Lee, and Chadrick share their thoughts on everything from fireworks-induced chaos to the evolving symbolism of the stars and stripes. Plus, we celebrate anniversaries (congrats, Chadrick!), plug Lee's upcoming YouTube series (Morvicti Execution is coming!), and take detours into millennial saints, political shake-ups, and the importance of reaching Gen Z ...
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I Love A Parade!
Friday, 27 June 2025
This week, the Ranting Out Loud crew dissects the ultimate parade fail—think fewer crowds, less flair, and squeaky tank wheels heard 'round the world. Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike recap the hilarity and cringe-worthy moments of the so-called "show of strength" and the ironic juxtaposition of the No Kings protests, which turned out to be the real celebration. From military marches lacking precision to Texas-sized solidarity in unexpected places, this episode serves up commentary with a side of snark. Plus, we dive into celebrity classiness (looking at you, Michelle Obama), Broadway buzz ...
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I Never Promised You a Rose Garden ... With Actual Roses
Friday, 20 June 2025
This week, the Ranting Out Loud crew tackles the chaos of Friday the 13th and beyond, with Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike sharing their juju-filled tales—from black cats and bad luck to theater gossip and political absurdities. We'll dive into the spectacle of the Tony Awards, celebrate Broadway's brightest (looking at you, Cole Escola!), and unpack the Kennedy Center drama involving drag queens and empty seats for a certain ex-president. Plus, we rant about Trump's Mar-a-Lago-inspired Rose Garden remodel and explore the Grammys' very white "Traditional Country" category. #ConcreteGarden ...
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The Girls Are Fighting, Aren't They?
Friday, 13 June 2025
Buckle up for a front-row seat to the ultimate billionaire bromance meltdown: Trump vs. Musk drama, Oval Office wig-snatching fantasies, and spicy takes on Epstein files that'll make you clutch your pearls (or your Diet Coke). We'll also dish on the Pentagon's trolling move to rename a Harvey Milk–honoring ship, FEMA's budget cuts just in time for hurricane season, and whether West Wing reruns could ever prepare you for today's political circus. Happy Pride Month—let the festivities (and the rants) begin! #ROL #RantingOutLoud #PrideMonth #RatFight
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All In All It's Just Another Brick In Your Purse
Friday, 6 June 2025
Happy Pride, everyone! This week on Ranting Out Loud, the gang dives into the joy and resistance that define Pride Month. Chadrick rants about rainbow capitalism and a secret weapon in your purse (WWDQD: What Would Drag Queens Do?), while Lee reminisces about the first time he saw a pink triangle on a car—and how it felt like hope. Producer Mike keeps it colorful with trivia about Pride flags, history. Whether you're flying the rainbow or the Progress Pride flag, this episode is a rallying cry for solidarity, resilience, and mandatory snark. Who are our allies, corporate or human? It really...
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Tube Steaks and Denim
Friday, 30 May 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, it's all about groceries, grifters, and good food gone hilariously wrong. From a president's bizarre grocery obsession to Chadrick's McMinnville hospitality (and his brand-new couch narrowly surviving a denim disaster), the gang keeps it as witty as ever. Meanwhile, Producer Mike reflects on steak perfection and washing machine therapy, while Lee considers a turquoise-studded retirement in New Mexico. With a snarky dive into modern politics, absurd traditions, and all things ridiculous, this episode serves up laughs on a silver platter—medium rare, of course. ...
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Eggs, Edibles, and the Hunger Games of Citizenship
Friday, 23 May 2025
The boys are back this week, serving up snark with a side of small-town charm. Chadrick reveals his rise as the unofficial "Mayor of McMinnville," where the barber shop doubles as a comedy club, and UFO Days are a thing. Meanwhile, Producer Mike dreams up minimum wage penalties for the rich, and Lee dives into the politics of royals, refugees, and reality TV gone wild. From board game cafés to Hunger Games parodies, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and a few good drinks. 🍷🎲 #MayorMcSnarkville #ButterUp #RantsAndRecaps
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Two Dolls Walk Into A Bar ... That Gets Raided
Friday, 9 May 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, the gang dives into the absurdity of over-the-top bar raids during drag shows and tariffs targeting Hollywood blockbusters (because apparently, Harry Potter is a national security threat). Chadrick dishes on small-town drama with big-city snark, Lee shares a list of gay travel destinations worth the rainbow, and Mike roasts Stephen Miller's suspicious doll collection. From politics to pop culture, this episode is a chaotic blend of rants, laughs, and some serious side-eye. 🌈🎤 #DragDefiance #TariffTantrums #RantAndRave
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Gaycation: All I Ever Wanted
Friday, 2 May 2025
Pack your bags, darling, because this week on Ranting Out Loud we're taking our baggage to gay-friendly travel hotspots and tsk-tsk-ing about destinations to avoid (looking at you, Uganda). Chadrick unveils his guide to small-town Pride oases, while Lee doubles down on why hypocrisy might be the most American thing ever. Meanwhile, Producer Mike digs into George Santos' latest drama—drag appearances included—and we roast bad fashion choices at solemn events (seriously, hire a gay stylist already). It's snarky, it's sassy, and it's your passport to a fabulous time. 🌈✈️ #TravelGayfully #Santo...
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Vance Visits Vatican. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Friday, 25 April 2025
Chaos reigns supreme as Chadrick recounts his dramatic faceplant courtesy of a mischievous puppy (and two flower pots). Meanwhile, Mike takes aim at the political circus, from Combat Barbie's misplaced purse scandal to J.D. Vance breaking trophies and maybe even the pope. Lee keeps it classy—well, until the tornado talk gets witchy. Sprinkle in some commentary on Catholic rituals, dramatic neighbors, and overpriced eggs, and you've got an episode packed with snark, laughs, and a little blasphemy. 🌈🐾 #FallingForDogs #CombatBarbieDrama #SnarkAndSacrilege
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An Easter Basket Case
Friday, 18 April 2025
Get ready for a wild ride as Ranting Out Loud tackles everything from roadside disasters to divine absurdities. Lee's $900 flat tire fiasco sets the stage for a show packed with laughs, including Chadrick's Easter candy confessions and Mike's blasphemous take on "Hamburger Jesus." Plus, we explore the all-female Blue Origin spaceflight, Coachella cameos, and why Bernie Sanders outpaces Democrats half his age. Sprinkle in a little snark about JD Vance breaking trophies and some unfiltered thoughts on political battles, and you've got an episode that's equal parts hilarious and heretical. 🌈🚀 ...
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Crocodile Undie and Other Tariff-ic Things
Friday, 11 April 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, we're diving into the ridiculous and the risqué. From Robert Irwin's internet-breaking underwear shoot (cue the snakes!) to the wild world of spring gardening gone wrong, Lee, Chadrick, and Mike tackle it all with their signature sass. Plus, we unpack the latest political drama, including the tragic absurdity of immigration quotas and a few choice words for shady stock market cover-ups. And just in time for swimsuit season, we debate the sexiest sports uniforms—and why short shorts deserve a comeback. 🌈🌱 #SpringIntoSnark #SnakeInMyPants #RantAndRave
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Move In Together? I Would Rather Sleep With A Ghost
Friday, 4 April 2025
With laughter and lively banter, this episode is a delightful mix of ghost stories, personal experiences, and pop culture discussions. From the gayest town in the Ozarks and a haunted hotel to a fabulous feature on the set of the Hulu comedy "Mid-Century Modern," the boys whip up a silly feast of apparitions and a little truth-telling among friends. Whether you're a fan of the supernatural or just looking for some fun conversation about what it would take to move in together, this episode is sure to entertain! #Gaycation #EurekaSprings #Poltergeist #MidCenturyModern
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Mad March: Beyond Stupid
Friday, 28 March 2025
Get ready for a hilarious deep dive into the week's wildest moments on Ranting Out Loud. From a leprechaun's questionable fashion sense (a red hat?) to political antics worthy of reality TV, we're serving up sharp wit and no-nonsense commentary. Add in some popper-fueled insights and a good roast of hypocrisy, and you've got an episode that's equal parts chaos and comedy. We weren't invited to a Signal chat room with national security implications, so we did the next best thing. #GovernmentChaos #LGBTQ+ #RedHats
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Erin Go Braugh-less
Friday, 21 March 2025
Top o' the morning to ya—unless you're Target, Tesla, or Trump! This week on Ranting Out Loud, Chadrick recounts his boozy St. Patrick's Day scavenger hunt (complete with leprechaun chases and margarita flights), while Lee laments the corporate colonization of space (paging Elon Musk and his fireworks company). Producer Mike brings the snark, diving into the collapse of DEI at Target, Tesla stock tanking faster than MAGA credibility, and the petty chaos of Trump's vendettas—from Rosie O'Donnell to the Obama library. It's hilarious, infuriating, and unapologetically inebriating. ☘️🍸 #Shamroc...
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Parton Ways, Tariff Tantrums and Alien Resurrections
Friday, 14 March 2025
Join Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike as they unleash their trademark snark on everything from political fiascos to bizarre everyday absurdities. This week, our ranters cover everything—from the latest tariff tantrums and failed tech to the wild world of UFO festivals and even a deep dive into "twat waffles" (yes, we coined that for our least favorite power players). Expect rants on low-information voters, outrageous celebrity mishaps, and why, in these chaotic times, our only option is to laugh it off while prepping for spring. It's funny, it's fierce, and it's unapologetically LGBTQ. Get ...
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