Ranting Out Loud
Author Lee Swift and pop culture fanboy Chadrick Douglas join Producer Mike in bringing you lively conversations about living the LGBTQ+ life and maturing gracefully amid all kinds of chaos. Rant about life, work, love, politics ... iPhones!
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Episodes
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The Girls Are Fighting, Aren't They?
Friday, 13 June 2025
Buckle up for a front-row seat to the ultimate billionaire bromance meltdown: Trump vs. Musk drama, Oval Office wig-snatching fantasies, and spicy takes on Epstein files that’ll make you clutch your pearls (or your Diet Coke). We’ll also dish on the Pentagon’s trolling move to rename a Harvey Milk–honoring ship, FEMA’s budget cuts just in time for hurricane season, and whether West Wing reruns could ever prepare you for today’s political circus. Happy Pride Month—let the festivities (and the rants) begin! #ROL #RantingOutLoud #PrideMonth #RatFight
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All In All It's Just Another Brick In Your Purse
Friday, 6 June 2025
Happy Pride, everyone! This week on Ranting Out Loud, the gang dives into the joy and resistance that define Pride Month. Chadrick rants about rainbow capitalism and a secret weapon in your purse (WWDQD: What Would Drag Queens Do?), while Lee reminisces about the first time he saw a pink triangle on a car—and how it felt like hope. Producer Mike keeps it colorful with trivia about Pride flags, history. Whether you're flying the rainbow or the Progress Pride flag, this episode is a rallying cry for solidarity, resilience, and mandatory snark. Who are our allies, corporate or human? It really...
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Tube Steaks and Denim
Friday, 30 May 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, it’s all about groceries, grifters, and good food gone hilariously wrong. From a president's bizarre grocery obsession to Chadrick’s McMinnville hospitality (and his brand-new couch narrowly surviving a denim disaster), the gang keeps it as witty as ever. Meanwhile, Producer Mike reflects on steak perfection and washing machine therapy, while Lee considers a turquoise-studded retirement in New Mexico. With a snarky dive into modern politics, absurd traditions, and all things ridiculous, this episode serves up laughs on a silver platter—medium rare, of course. ...
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Eggs, Edibles, and the Hunger Games of Citizenship
Friday, 23 May 2025
The boys are back this week, serving up snark with a side of small-town charm. Chadrick reveals his rise as the unofficial “Mayor of McMinnville,” where the barber shop doubles as a comedy club, and UFO Days are a thing. Meanwhile, Producer Mike dreams up minimum wage penalties for the rich, and Lee dives into the politics of royals, refugees, and reality TV gone wild. From board game cafés to Hunger Games parodies, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and a few good drinks. 🍷🎲 #MayorMcSnarkville #ButterUp #RantsAndRecaps
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Two Dolls Walk Into A Bar ... That Gets Raided
Friday, 9 May 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, the gang dives into the absurdity of over-the-top bar raids during drag shows and tariffs targeting Hollywood blockbusters (because apparently, Harry Potter is a national security threat). Chadrick dishes on small-town drama with big-city snark, Lee shares a list of gay travel destinations worth the rainbow, and Mike roasts Stephen Miller’s suspicious doll collection. From politics to pop culture, this episode is a chaotic blend of rants, laughs, and some serious side-eye. 🌈🎤 #DragDefiance #TariffTantrums #RantAndRave
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Gaycation: All I Ever Wanted
Friday, 2 May 2025
Pack your bags, darling, because this week on Ranting Out Loud we’re taking our baggage to gay-friendly travel hotspots and tsk-tsk-ing about destinations to avoid (looking at you, Uganda). Chadrick unveils his guide to small-town Pride oases, while Lee doubles down on why hypocrisy might be the most American thing ever. Meanwhile, Producer Mike digs into George Santos’ latest drama—drag appearances included—and we roast bad fashion choices at solemn events (seriously, hire a gay stylist already). It’s snarky, it’s sassy, and it’s your passport to a fabulous time. 🌈✈️ #TravelGayfully #Santo...
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Vance Visits Vatican. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Friday, 25 April 2025
Chaos reigns supreme as Chadrick recounts his dramatic faceplant courtesy of a mischievous puppy (and two flower pots). Meanwhile, Mike takes aim at the political circus, from Combat Barbie’s misplaced purse scandal to J.D. Vance breaking trophies and maybe even the pope. Lee keeps it classy—well, until the tornado talk gets witchy. Sprinkle in some commentary on Catholic rituals, dramatic neighbors, and overpriced eggs, and you’ve got an episode packed with snark, laughs, and a little blasphemy. 🌈🐾 #FallingForDogs #CombatBarbieDrama #SnarkAndSacrilege
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An Easter Basket Case
Friday, 18 April 2025
Get ready for a wild ride as Ranting Out Loud tackles everything from roadside disasters to divine absurdities. Lee’s $900 flat tire fiasco sets the stage for a show packed with laughs, including Chadrick’s Easter candy confessions and Mike’s blasphemous take on “Hamburger Jesus.” Plus, we explore the all-female Blue Origin spaceflight, Coachella cameos, and why Bernie Sanders outpaces Democrats half his age. Sprinkle in a little snark about JD Vance breaking trophies and some unfiltered thoughts on political battles, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts hilarious and heretical. 🌈🚀 ...
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Crocodile Undie and Other Tariff-ic Things
Friday, 11 April 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, we’re diving into the ridiculous and the risqué. From Robert Irwin’s internet-breaking underwear shoot (cue the snakes!) to the wild world of spring gardening gone wrong, Lee, Chadrick, and Mike tackle it all with their signature sass. Plus, we unpack the latest political drama, including the tragic absurdity of immigration quotas and a few choice words for shady stock market cover-ups. And just in time for swimsuit season, we debate the sexiest sports uniforms—and why short shorts deserve a comeback. 🌈🌱 #SpringIntoSnark #SnakeInMyPants #RantAndRave
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Move In Together? I Would Rather Sleep With A Ghost
Friday, 4 April 2025
With laughter and lively banter, this episode is a delightful mix of ghost stories, personal experiences, and pop culture discussions. From the gayest town in the Ozarks and a haunted hotel to a fabulous feature on the set of the Hulu comedy "Mid-Century Modern," the boys whip up a silly feast of apparitions and a little truth-telling among friends. Whether you’re a fan of the supernatural or just looking for some fun conversation about what it would take to move in together, this episode is sure to entertain! #Gaycation #EurekaSprings #Poltergeist #MidCenturyModern
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Mad March: Beyond Stupid
Friday, 28 March 2025
Get ready for a hilarious deep dive into the week’s wildest moments on Ranting Out Loud. From a leprechaun’s questionable fashion sense (a red hat?) to political antics worthy of reality TV, we’re serving up sharp wit and no-nonsense commentary. Add in some popper-fueled insights and a good roast of hypocrisy, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts chaos and comedy. We weren't invited to a Signal chat room with national security implications, so we did the next best thing. #GovernmentChaos #LGBTQ+ #RedHats
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Erin Go Braugh-less
Friday, 21 March 2025
Top o’ the morning to ya—unless you’re Target, Tesla, or Trump! This week on Ranting Out Loud, Chadrick recounts his boozy St. Patrick’s Day scavenger hunt (complete with leprechaun chases and margarita flights), while Lee laments the corporate colonization of space (paging Elon Musk and his fireworks company). Producer Mike brings the snark, diving into the collapse of DEI at Target, Tesla stock tanking faster than MAGA credibility, and the petty chaos of Trump’s vendettas—from Rosie O’Donnell to the Obama library. It’s hilarious, infuriating, and unapologetically inebriating. ☘️🍸 #Shamroc...
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Parton Ways, Tariff Tantrums and Alien Resurrections
Friday, 14 March 2025
Join Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike as they unleash their trademark snark on everything from political fiascos to bizarre everyday absurdities. This week, our ranters cover everything—from the latest tariff tantrums and failed tech to the wild world of UFO festivals and even a deep dive into "twat waffles" (yes, we coined that for our least favorite power players). Expect rants on low-information voters, outrageous celebrity mishaps, and why, in these chaotic times, our only option is to laugh it off while prepping for spring. It's funny, it's fierce, and it's unapologetically LGBTQ. Get ...
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Oscars, Outfits, and Outrage: Ranting Through the Red Carpet
Friday, 7 March 2025
This week on Ranting Out Loud, it’s all about the drama—from the Dolby Theater to your living room! Chadrick rages over Hulu’s Oscar fail (justice for Best Actress announcements!), Lee geeks out over ruby slippers and cinematic trivia, and Mike serves up some spicy snark about Musk’s parenting-as-PR strategy. The gang dives into the politics of award shows, the dangers of cheerleading conferences, and why Timothy Chalamet’s butter-yellow suit has them all swooning. Plus, is a singalong version of Wicked a cute idea or an off-key nightmare? Tune in for fashion, flair, and plenty of fabulous ...
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How Much Are Eggs at the Twatwaffle House?
Friday, 28 February 2025
Grab your Dr. Pepper (and maybe some vodka), because this week on Ranting Out Loud, the gang dives headfirst into chaos—complete with audio echoes and plenty of snark. Chadrick rails against Apple (but begrudgingly supports them for the gays), Mike introduces us to “twatwaffles” (our new official insult for corrupt politicians), and Lee is ready to take down Texas’ discriminatory antics one wheelchair ramp at a time. Plus, we unpack Easter egg inflation, marriage equality threats, and why Baby Jessica still owes us an apology for interrupting Designing Women. It’s messy, it’s fabulous, and ...
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Spatch Cock: Private Eye
Friday, 21 February 2025
Love is in the air, but so are rants, and Ranting Out Loud is here for it! This week, Chadrick spills on Valentine's fails, Lee recounts a hot dog-induced dental disaster, and Mike teaches us the art of butterflying (or spatchcocking) a chicken while dragging spineless politicians. From a snowbound chocolate binge to the cult of Flag Day for Trump, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, snark, and LGBTQ realness. Oh, and keep your planes on the ground—2025’s off to a turbulent start. 🍫✈️ #SpatchcockAndChill #ValentinesFiasco #RantAndRave
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Football Fumbles and Oscar Facepalms
Friday, 14 February 2025
This week on the show, the gang tackles everything from Super Bowl chaos to anti-Muslim Academy Award drama with their signature LGBTQ flair and plenty of snark. Chadrick spills the tea on annoying party guests who don’t know a touchdown from a fumble, while Lee pitches a dystopian love story involving Sigourney Weaver and hell itself. Meanwhile, the Oscars are aflame as Amelia Perez’s star gets dimmed by old tweets (and bad reviews), proving once again that sometimes, even the gays can’t save you. It’s a fabulous mess—just how we like it. 🌈🍿 #SuperBowlSnark #QueerOscarsDrama #HappyCloudsNo...
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Hair Trauma, Drama And A Musky Stench
Friday, 7 February 2025
From bad haircuts to Oscar snubs, Romance Out Loud is serving high drama and higher stakes this week! Chad recounts the ultimate haircut horror story, complete with lies, tears, and a rogue stylist who’s definitely not the manager. Meanwhile, Lee and Mike debate the Oscars’ relentless obsession with indie films no one’s seen, and predict how “Wicked” will sweep—or not. Plus, Ted Cruz has a new scapegoat (spoiler: it’s the gays), and Elon Musk gets blamed for, well, everything. Snarky, sassy, and served with a side of fabulous—this episode will leave you gagging in all the best ways! ✂️🏳️🌈 ...
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Just A Hand Gesture? How About A Middle Finger?
Friday, 31 January 2025
It’s a rollercoaster ride of snark and sass this week on Romance Out Loud! The trio unpacks everything from shady streaming price hikes (looking at you, Netflix) to the complicated dance of queer political advocacy in wine country. Chadrick gives us the tea on Bubba, the middle-of-the-road dairy farmer turned hero commissioner, while Mike plots a global streaming service boycott (spoiler: it’s dramatic). Plus, Lee muses on whether America is just one giant Twilight Zone episode. It’s messy, it’s fabulous, and as always, it’s unapologetic. 🍷📺 #CutTheCord #QueerPolitics #NetflixAndSass
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Hair We Are
Friday, 24 January 2025
From curls that defy gravity to bald spots that demand a buzz cut, this week on Romance Out Loud is all about hair—and the queer drama that comes with it! Lee contemplates going full buzz, Chadrick battles his unruly curls with an arsenal of overpriced products, and Mike just tries to keep the conversation on track (spoiler: he fails). Along the way, the trio takes a detour through Peanuts’ sexual dynamics, Crystal Gayle’s hair logistics, and the queer history of mousse. It’s a snarky, fabulous romp through the tresses we stress over. 🌈✂️ #HairGoals #QueerAndCurly #BuzzCutsAndBallCaps
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Porn, Panties, and Prepaid Funerals: Queering the Afterlife
Friday, 17 January 2025
Who cleans out your nightstand when you’re gone? This week on Romance Out Loud, Lee, Chadrick, and Mike tackle the ultimate LGBTQ estate planning dilemma: who’s your designated porn cleaner? From discussing “Antiques Roadshow” dildos to creating the business model for posthumous reputation management (complete with Gideon Bibles), the gang turns life’s messiest questions into hilarious fodder. Plus, chaotic home décor debates, foggy weather woes, and the evolution of porn—from VHS to... everything else. It’s snarky, queer, and probably TMI. You’re welcome. 🏳️🌈📦 #EstateQueering #PornFreePla...
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Take The High Road? See You In The Basement, Bitches
Friday, 10 January 2025
Welcome to 2025, where the resolutions are snarky, the punch is lethal, and the baby New Year might already be dead. The gang rings in 2025 with tales of drunken neighbors, chandelier-dangling Christmas ornaments, and a punch recipe so lethal it should come with a warning label. Chadrick reveals his bold resolution to "dig under low," while Lee preaches zen-like balance (good luck with that). Meanwhile, Mike contemplates the cosmic futility of it all—because why not? With snarky takes on New Year’s Eve broadcasts, Elon Musk's empire, and a biblical lesson on "girding your loins," this episo...
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Dead Celebs, Live Resolutions
Friday, 3 January 2025
New year, same snark! Romance Out Loud is back, and we’re bringing 2025 in with a bang (and maybe a grim reaper or two). Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they break down 2024’s greatest hits—like epic celebrity deaths, chaotic holiday traditions, and queer milestones that made us proud. From Die Hard debates (Christmas movie or not?) to a hilarious game of “Dead Celeb One-Word Descriptions,” this episode is packed with laughs, shade, and a healthy dose of shady optimism for the queer community. Here's to a fabulous new year—cheers, queers! 🎉🌈 #NewYearNewShade #GayAgenda
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You Can't Spell Santa Without Satan
Friday, 20 December 2024
Deck the halls and hide the reindeer, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we’re unwrapping holiday chaos like only we can! Lee, Chadwick, and Mike spill the eggnog on everything from light tours that rival Disneyland to the tragic downfall of inflatable Santas. Is Santa on a BDSM cross too far? Not for this show. Plus, we discuss Christmas etiquette for drunk plane passengers, Hallmark movie alternatives, and why LEDs might just save your holiday sanity. Whether you’re into peace on earth or reindeer humping shenanigans, this snark-filled holiday special is sure to sleigh. 🎄✨ #GayAgenda ...
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G.I. Ho. That's It. Oh, And We're All Gonna Die.
Friday, 13 December 2024
The gang's all alive! After a brief respite to emerge from Pompeii Position (look it up), Lee Swift broadcasts from an undisclosed bunker, Chadrick Douglas is snug in a blue-state bubble, and producer Mike ... well, he's somewhere with three VPNs and a fresh set of panties. After surviving the election blues and plotting new paths for mental health, the trio dives into a sea of absurdity and wit. From the tragic comedy of putting on underwear to the perils of lotion-laden Kleenex, we’re serving self-care tips you didn’t know you needed (or wanted). Also, Lee contemplates turning GI Joe into...
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Secret Votes and Closet Notes
Friday, 1 November 2024
Join Lee, and Chadrick and Mike as they wade through pre-election tensions with humor and candor. From secret ballot fantasies and hidden voters to the ins-and-outs of political closet talk, they share candid reflections on everything from local campaigns to national hope. With a fair share of side-eye at Ted Cruz's closet escapades and wild conspiracy theories, they explore the possibility of a post-election America that can finally catch its breath. So grab a glass (or bottle) and tune in for a lively ride through the highs and lows of election season—Romance Out Loud style.
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Cartoons, Crotches and Climate Change
Friday, 25 October 2024
In this laugh-out-loud episode, Mike, Lee, and Chadrick dive headfirst into a chaotic mix of topics from classic cartoons like The Flintstones and The Jetsons, to the evolving world of AI trickery. From reminiscing about cartoon laugh tracks and bulging crotches on adult diapers, to AI-generated beauty and climate change conspiracies—nothing is off-limits. Expect snappy one-liners, nostalgic deep dives, and sharp social commentary as the trio tackle everything from Trump as Rambo to the uncomfortable truths about advertising, aging, and modern politics.
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Big Tex, Little Paxton
Friday, 18 October 2024
Strap on your boots and grab your corny dogs because Romance Out Loud is tackling the real horrors—State Fair prices, Big Tex’s creepy makeover, and, of course, the nightmare of Walmart people. Join Lee, Chadwick, and Mike as they dish on Texas traditions, question Big Tex’s questionable new boots, and dive deep into why some kids (and dogs) are just not cute. Also, who knew State Fair lawsuits could be this messy? Spoiler alert: Ken Paxton might need a new job soon. It’s a snarky romp through Texas-sized drama, Halloween madness, and more than a few shady side-eyes. 🎡👻 #BigTexEnergy #State...
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Tricks, Treats, and Trumpers
Friday, 11 October 2024
Hold onto your broomsticks, girls and ghouls, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we're taking Halloween to new heights—like 12-foot skeleton heights! From haunted house decorations that never come down to ghost stories of Trumpers feasting on conspiracy theories, it’s spooky season with a political twist. Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they spill the tea on Halloween costumes, Roseanne’s blood-sucking rant (yep, that’s a thing), and why Tucker Carlson might need a new safe word. Plus, we talk about spooky movies, neighborhood trick-or-treat drama, and what it takes to terrify your neig...
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Two Scoops and a Swirl, Girl!
Friday, 4 October 2024
Grab your broomsticks, queers, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we’re serving politics with a spooky twist! Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they dive into the North Carolina governor's race, where the so-called "Black Nazi" candidate is making more waves than your Halloween cauldron. From Maggie Smith’s legacy to Trump’s latest distraction (hint: it involves airplanes and Iran), the drama just keeps coming. Plus, why is everyone mad about ice cream machines and McDonald’s employee records? It’s all hilarious, a little terrifying, and extremely gay. Trick or vote, witches! 🌈🎃 #BlackNaz...
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